As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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