so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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