Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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