No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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