Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Randomize
