Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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