I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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