my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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