I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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