That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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