dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i already hear my dad disowning me
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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