One girl and one boy is just not enough.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
operation harelip BJ is a go
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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