I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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