none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
