We're facebook friends in real life
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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