So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Who wears a wallet chain?!
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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