I think scott just propositioned me for sex
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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