is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We need to get me chipped asap
false alarm, still single
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