are you so shy because you have an std?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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