Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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