When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You were trust falling into bushes
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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