I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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