i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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