Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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