She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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