My first STD was from a foam party
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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