This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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