I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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