So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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