We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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