Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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