I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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