Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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