i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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