what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Randomize
