It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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