If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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