i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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