he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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