When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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