Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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