Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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