ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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