I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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