But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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