some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just found puke in my bra..
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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