actually, I'm a sock model
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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