After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
i out mim tonsoeep
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