that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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