Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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