I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
farters have to be the big spoon...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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