is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
