I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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